A homeless beggar has revealed that he will vote for Britain to leave the EU because he is worried that foreigners will come and take his job.
Fifty eight year old Thomas O’Neil, who moved to Britain from Ireland thirty years ago to pursue a career in alcoholism, claims that “there’s far too many foreign beggars around these days” and that “they’re getting all the good spots”.
“This country has really gone to shite with all the fucking immigrants coming in here the last few years,” scoffed an angry Mr O’Neill. “It wasn’t like that back in the eighties when I moved over here. They we’re the good old days, when all of the immigrants, and the terrorists, were white Irishmen.”
“I gave up my whole life in Ireland because I thought England was a place where I would have opportunities and be able to carve out a little space for myself,” continued the drunk, “and that’s exactly what I did. England is a great country for begging. If you find the right spot you can easily make a couple of hundred pounds a day, but now, with all of these bloody foreigners taking up all of the good spots, I’m lucky if I make thirty quid a day. That’s hardly even enough to keep me drunk.”
Polish immigrant Marcin Janda insisted Mr. O’Neill has nothing to fear from the majority of foreign nationals, most of whom travel to England in pursuit of a better life.
“Why would I want to steal the place of a pathetic old man who stinks of piss, drinks and begs on the street all day,” laughed the Pole. “That would be crazy, I have a PhD in rocket science and spend my days building jet airplanes and my nights eating fine food in fancy restaurants. I’m definitely not looking to swap that for a life on the streets.”
“The reason I came here was because there was no one to do my job, not because I wanted a free ride,” added the highly skilled worker. “Besides, this country is a total kip, the weather is horrible, the food tastes like shit, the beer tastes like warm piss, the government are cunts and a lot of the people are total bellends, it’s not the utopia that a lot of you believe it was, or could be. That’s why so many of you leave.”
