The current world’s number one DJ, Hardwell, has overcome many adversities on his relatively short journey to the top of DJ Mag Top 100 DJs poll but none greater than being dropped on his head as a baby by his butterfingered mother.
Maggie van de Corput, Hardwell’s mother, admitted to dropping her son on his head “three or four times” during his early years and claims “that’s why he has such a weird looking head”.
“I’m very proud of Robbert (Hardwell), to achieve everything he has achieved after having a head that was repeatedly used as a flesh and bone ping pong ball is truly a great accomplishment,” explained a proud Mrs. Corput during a recent interview with Wunderground.
“Robbert was born with a rare genetic defect known as Jumbocraniumism,” revealed the EDM star’s mother. “His head was pretty much the same size as it is now, which is pretty big even for a fully grown man. As you can imagine this made his early years quite difficult as he was completely top heavy which made him seem like a floppy-necked, bowling ball headed freak who didn’t have the strength to stand up on his own until he was almost six years old .”
“I had to carry him a lot during his first six years, he was quite heavy and I was often quite stoned so naturally I dropped him at least three or four times,” she honestly explained. “Luckily his skull was extremely thick and robust so the only real effect to his long term health was that he turned out having a really abnormal looking head with lots of right angles on it.”
However, Mrs. van de Corput also revealed that times were not always as plain sailing for her and her young family, “For a while we thought Robbert may be permanently brain damaged from all the knocks to his head,” she continued. “He had a crayon eating phase between the ages of six and eleven during which time he rarely ever spoke, choosing to communicate through a series of grunts and moans instead.”
“Although his speech hasn’t really changed much he hardly ever eats crayons anymore,” she happily added.
“Then he turned thirteen and everything started to fall into place for him,” revealed the proud mother. “He was able to support the weight of his own head and he had also developed a talent for making shit soulless music that only actually brain damaged people could enjoy. Now he’s the best in the world at making this particular type of music and I’m the proudest mother on earth.”
According to reports the number of EDM DJs who were dropped on their heads as children could be as high as seventy five percent, which could go some way to explaining why they choose to play such pathetic childlike music during their sets.
Never heard of him
I take it you have never heard of Tiesto either?
Who ?
And there’s me thinking the son of God knows all
What band does he play in ??
Ask your dad
My dads never heard of him either but he did say that your living in sin with all your gay antics
You should try it a bit of fisting will do you the world of good and stop you from being so Anal retent
You must of really enjoyed writing Anal
Not half as much as you enjoy rimming them
What’s your favourite type of cheese
I’ve heard yours is Knob Cheese and you love to slurp it from the rim
Well as the son of god I don’t participate in the same sort of hobbies as yourself, I was just wondering of your preferred choice cheesy club music. I’m guessing by your choice of articles you are a mere sheep following the shepherd in the talentless world of commercial
Why not as your dad forgives all lol.. As for my musical taste I listen to all kinds. My main mixing style was drum n bass and jungle for the best part of 20 years. I still use vinyl and have got more into old skool as I need to upgrade my equipment and computer…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GTzLb6d5w
As I said commercial, still its always amusing talking to bedroom DJ’s. Keep practicing
If you think in 25 years of DJing I haven’t played in clubs then you are a fool, I have to practice some where and can you 3 deck mix without using a sync button? The only computer used was the one that recorded it. You haven’t heard my drum n bass collection I have white labels the big DJs don’t…
Pa ha ha ha ha ha okay bedroom DJ, your mixing is ropey at best from what I just heard. Anyway its irrelevant, beat matching scratching chopping changing what ever its all easy, you don’t need any talent to be a DJ. What instruments do you play ?????
Ha ha ha ha no need for beat matching so it will sound like someone fell into the drum kit!
Guitar, bass, keyboard,drums and I can programme drum machines ect.
And you’re an expert at playing your organ you tosser
You miss understand the irrelevant part is that it is all easy, my dad told me can’t play any instruments and that’s why you are a bedroom DJ, he also said you spend way to much time trying to make rubbish tunes on you computer
The Jesus troll char (OP) in this thread is very weak compared to the main comment character who seems to have the upper hand in wit and retaining composure while OP starts to anger.
It’s refreshing to see this type of thread once in a while.
He’s not very good at being a Troll if he was he would have found the guitar vids lmao
Cradle Of Filth are right about you You are a cunt!