Kim Jong-un has denied accusations labeling him a “laptop DJ” and declared that he would never use the sync button because there is “only one big red button [he’ll] ever press”.
Jong-un made the claims during an acceptance speech at this year’s North Korean International DJ Awards and insisted that sync button accusations were simply a Western ploy to make him seem like a second rate DJ.
“Of course I would never use the sync button. I like pressing buttons but I’ve only got my eye on one big red button at the moment and that’s for dropping bombs and I’m not talking dancefloor bombs I’m talking nuclear bombs bitches,” he explained to a rapturous crowd.
“Obviously there are people in the West who want to make me look like a second rate DJ,” continued the Supreme leader. “But if I really was a second rate DJ would I have summer residencies in all of Ibiza’s superclubs or have just picked up the Best International DJ award for the fifth year in a row? I don’t think so.”
The ceremony’s guest of honour, and fellow Asian DJ/fraudster, Steve Aoki also spoke about the slanderous claims made against the Supreme Leader.
“It’s all nonsense,” claimed Aoki, who is rumoured to have learned everything he know about DJing from Kim Jong-un’s father Kim Jong-il, pictured above. “The guy is literally one of the greatest DJs in the world. He’s ten times better than me or any of the other chumps I DJ with back home. People need to give the guy a break already.”
Other awards picked up by Kim Jong-un on the night include, Best Newcomer, Best Female DJ, Best Resident, Best House DJ, Best Techno DJ, Best Live Performance and an induction to the DJ Hall of Fame.
