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November 26, 2013
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“I’m Working Tomorrow So Will Only Take One,” Lies Ecstasy User

A young ecstasy user’s claims that he will only take “one pill at the rave because I’ve to be up early for work in the morning,” have been described as “downright lies” by friends of the user and the user himself.

“Yeah I’ll probably take three or four and call in to work sick,” claimed Dave Dunwoody while downing his fourth drink of the night. “I always intended on getting fucked up tonight, I wouldn’t have come out and tempted myself otherwise.”

Dave claimed that he had the best intentions of avoiding the rave early today but was cajoled by friends on the promise of him “not needing pills to have a good time” and also by having listened to a banging Loco Dice mix on soundcloud “that decided it.”

“I was definitely going to call in sick all along,” continued David. “But just needed to lie to myself until about 1am or 2am after I’d necked about three pills. After that there’s no getting away from the fact that I’m going to be up all night and probably through most of tomorrow day.”

David claimed that deluding yourself into thinking that you’ll do the responsible thing and go home early for work was “all part of the thrill” and that he regularly makes promises to himself that he can’t keep when it comes to taking drugs.

A lying Dave concluded by pensively claiming that he was “keeping [his] head down for the next few weeks” and had no further plans to attend any raves and if he did then he’d “only take one pill and keep things relatively sedate.”

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