Irish Man Makes The Most Of Juice Diet By Mixing It With Vodka
An enthusiastic drinker from Dublin, Ireland, is making the most of a “juice only” diet by mixing vodka with every portion he drinks.
Alan Carter, a twenty eight year old former council worker, started the diet in early November to try and lose some weight before the decadent Christmas period but soon grew bored of its monotonous nature and decided to spice the diet up with some vodka.
“The juice diet is quite an effective way of shedding some unwanted pounds but, to be honest with you, it’s boring as fuck, after about three days I was on the brink of quitting but I decided to stay strong and make it more interesting with a bit of vodka,” explained Mr. Carter recently. “Ever since then it has been much better, I’m definitely not losing as much weight as I should be but I’m having a lot of fun.”
“I’ve been going through two or three bottles of vodka a day,” revealed Carter, who claimed to be on his fifth juice of the day at shortly after eleven o’clock in the morning. “Some of those juices are so disgusting that you really have to lace them with vodka to get rid of the taste so by the time I mix them I get three or even four juices from each portion so I’m actually being three or four times healthier.”
“It’s amazing how much more lively everyday life can be when you start the day with a couple of juices,” continued Carter. “Just normal things like going down to the shop to get some smokes can end up turning into massive three day adventures. I had to quit my job because I just didn’t have enough hours in the day to fit all the excitement in, when I say ‘quit’ I really mean I was fired but I was thinking about quitting anyway so they actually done me a favour by letting me go.”
“I’ve also met a lot of really great people in the short time since I started the diet,” he claimed. “I don’t care what anyone says, people who hang around and drink under bridges and at the side of canals are the salt of the Earth and the places themselves are incredibly comfortable, I’m half thinking about moving out of my apartment and living down there full time but I’ll leave a big decision like that until the new year.”
According to sources, Mr. Carter plans on further reducing his calorie intake by completely cutting the juice out of his juice diet and experimenting with a “vodka only” diet until he reaches his ideal weight.