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Katie Hopkins Recommends Fat Teens Take Cocaine To Lose Weight

Katie Hopkins Recommends Fat Teens Take Cocaine To Lose Weight

Outspoken mouthpiece Katie Hopkins has today suggested that the teenaged obesity problem could be addressed by providing overweight children with cocaine, known for its slimming properties.

Calling overweight people disgusting and insisting that her methods aren’t extreme, Katie took to her Twitter to point out that being on coke is better than being fat.

“Coke suppresses your appetite, addicts you to it so that you forget to eat and looks great on young people,” she explained. “Would you rather be fat or a cokehead, simple as that.”

If people want to be a size zero and look like supermodels then they’re going to have to adopt some of the techniques used by super models like bulimia and strong coke.

“Bulimia, while effective, isn’t as much fun as cocaine,” she explained. “If your kid is a fat disgusting mess with a pie hanging out of his or her face simply take the pie away and give them a line. Then keep giving them lines until they resemble a gaunt mannequin with deader eyes and protruding ribs.”

Katie claims that while she has never taken cocaine just to lose weight herself, other people poorer than her should be forced to take her advice on account of her thinking she’s better than them for reasons that aren’t entirely clear.

“I’m sick of seeing poor and fat people sitting eating affordable yet unhealthy meals,” she added. “They should be made eat at proper restaurants and shop in Waitrose, eating a diet consistenting mainly of loam, porridge and water.”

“Or they should be forced to do cocaine until they look like a better class of people,” she concluded. “That’s the only way we’ll stop having little fat kids on the telly being bullied to death in news reports by people without a clue.”

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