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April 4, 2016
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Man Left Bankrupt After Buying Round Of Drinks In Ibiza Club

It has emerged that a man has been left completely bankrupt after buying a round of drinks in Ibiza super club, Amnesia.

Known for being a bit of a show off when drunk, twenty two year old Billy Jones from Doncaster, England, is said to have been “absolutely loving life” and “running the island with his squad” whilst on his first trip to Ibiza for a friends stag do, until the financial mishap occurred.

“Everyone warned me Ibiza would be expensive but I had no idea just how bad it could be” said Billy. When we got to Amnesia there were some right sexy lass at the bar so I offered to get the first round of drinks for all forty of us on the stag do, as well as this girl and some of her mates. I got one hundred and fifty euros out waiting to pay the bar maid when she laughed and said you need a bit more than that. She asked for nine hundred euros.

“I honestly thought it was a wind up and refused to pay until she got moody and called a bouncer over. He took me into a back room and I thought he was going to batter me until he got out an iPad and forced me to get a Quick Quid same day loan with an interest rate of 296734591130% to ensure I paid up.”

Wunderground managed to speak to another member of the stag party, John, for his views on what happened “We tried warning Billy to forget about being a flash bastard but he wasn’t having any of it” said John. “Acting true to his name, Billy Big Bollocks, he was showing off in front of girls in the queue so I thought fuck it, I will let him get a big round and see how he reacts. All I remember is him handing me my beer and disappearing. I found him crying in a cubical two hours later.”

“I only drank water for the rest of the trip but that was still costing me fifteen euros a time” said Billy. “I ended up back on that Quick Quid website fourteen times. Back in Donny you can get a round for about twenty people plus ten packets of pork scratchings for six quid. Trying to explain to my girlfriend that I am now twenty three thousand pounds in debt is going to be very tough.”

Nathon Woodhead

Nathon Woodhead

Too old to go to raves, too young to retire from them. Where does that leave me? Writing for Wunderground.

4 Comments Leave a Reply

  1. This has to be fake, 40 mates and they didn’t split the bill. Bullshit.

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