A man in Shropshire, England, has drafted a significant to do list for the weekend, made up entirely of drugs.
Kevin Byrne, who celebrates his twenty ninth birthday tomorrow, claims that there will be “fear and loathing in Telford” this weekend after purchasing the majority of the drugs on his list.
“I’ve still got a few things to pick up but I’m mostly sorted at this stage,” revealed Mr Byrne earlier. “It’s a big weekend for me, you only turn twenty nine once so I’ve decided to add at least four extra drugs to the list of drugs I usually take at the weekend.”
“I think I’ve got all bases covered, uppers, downers, psychedelics, legal, illegal. I’ve got pretty much one of everything. I’ve even managed to get myself a bag of mystery powder. I’ve absolutely no idea what it is but it’s on the list so I’ve got to do it,” continued Mr Byrne. “I really like to be organised so I’ve even made a little schedule, telling me what drugs to take and when to take them.”
“It runs from Friday evening right through to Sunday afternoon and the best thing about it is that the list is actually written on a king size Rizla and the last drug on my list is weed,” he explained. “So once I’ve finished my list I’ll literally be rolling it up and smoking it. This is going to be a birthday weekend to remember, although, with the amount of drugs I’m going to be taking I probably won’t remember that much of it at all.”
Wunderground also spoke to Mr Byrne’s friend Ross, “Kev’s always making lists. I think he even has a list of lists he needs to make, he’s a messy cunt though so I wouldn’t take much notice of it. He’ll probably get his coke and ket mixed up, loose his list and just take everything at once. That’s what usually happens with him anyway.”
“He’s the only man I’ve ever seen double dropping a sleeping pill and a gary. He ended up sleep walking around a rave for four hours and then trying to settle down for a night’s sleep in the local chippy. I reckon this weekend will probably turn out similar to that.”
