A music Nazi at the party hasn’t let one track actually play until the end all fucking night, it has emerged.
Brian O’ Byrne, a 29-year-old video game developer, has reportedly never in his life let a single track, that has been selected by someone other than himself, play all the way through.
“He’s probably the biggest music Nazi I know, and I know a few,” claimed Brian’s friend, David who has borne the wrath of Brian’s overbearing attitude towards music at parties on numerous occasions. “Normally I don’t like when people randomly affix the word ‘Nazi’ to something, unless of course it’s to denote a person who is overly demanding or pedantic about music, grammar or soup.”
“So in this instance it’s entirely apt,” continued David, who claims that even engaging in a two song pass system is not enough to placate Brian, who he says becomes surly and fidgety when listening to any music he hasn’t selected.
Friends claim that Brian, one of those weird people who only listens to techno and has a strange aversion to any music not electronic, has never expressed any contrition for routinely annoying people with his music Nazism.
“I’ve known him about three years and been at loads of sessions with him and each and every time he’ll possessively guard the music,” added David. “More than that, he’ll only play music that he likes himself, kicking up a mild fuss when something is played that isn’t to his taste and turning off other people’s tracks before they have a chance to finish.”
“So many times I’ve been enjoying a track at a party only for it to be turned off prematurely by a falsely apologetic Brian,” elaborated David. “He’ll usually pretend he did it by mistake when picking his track or that he thought that the song was over, but I know he’s just a greedy cunt who wants the music to himself.”
