New LSD To Last Ten Times Longer & Be Extra Scary
A newly synthesized military grade version of popular psychedelic drug LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) that is sweeping the nation is said to be up to ten times stronger and scarier than traditional LSD.
Police are warning users to exercise extreme caution and be on the lookout for the new version of the psychedelic drug, known as Captain Trips or HeadFuq, which is said to cause extra terrifying hallucinations, especially in people prone to hysterically over blowing things.
The drug is said to last up to two weeks with some of the symptoms including “peeling off your own skin with a sharpened toenail, believing you can fly and then actually flying, but only doing so poorly, and having extended delusions that you are creepy faced sleaze monster Piers Morgan and interviewing your friends and family in his unctuous, disgusting manner….terrifying.”
One user reportedly hallucinated that his arms turned into giant, foul smelling penises with testicles nestled in his armpits and that when he looked down at his actual penis it had been replaced by an arm, on the end of which was a hand giving him the finger and laughing even though it had no mouth.
“I was like that for about three days until the effects finally wore off,” claimed LSD experimenter Gavin Jordan. “After I snapped out of it I climbed down from the roof, bade goodbye to the cat army, cleaned the shit off my face and began looking for my clothes.”
“I’ll never touch drugs again,” he added.