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September 2, 2013
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Nina Kraviz Forced To Flee America After Being Rumbled As Russian Spy

Russian DJ Nina Kraviz has been forced to flee America after FBI officers discovered that she was in fact a Russian spy.

The shocking news comes this morning after a series of dawn raids at addresses in several U.S. cities. A number of arrests were made but it is understood that Kraviz escaped after receiving an anonymous tip off.

Kraviz is believed to have returned to her native Russia late on Sunday evening on a cargo airline destined for Moscow. The discovery comes just weeks before the Russian DJ, a big hit with U.S. president Barack Obama, was due to play the first of a series of White House performances.

An FBI source spoke of the incident, “We’ve been dealing with Russian spies in this country for decades and it never shocks me the lengths they are willing to go to in order to slip under our radar but this was an extremely sophisticated operation,” explained the agent.

“We should have been suspicious when she played her first Washington gig because she insisted on playing a pre-recorded set. It’s obvious now looking back because real DJs don’t play pre-recorded sets. Honestly I don’t even think she knew how to work the decks it was all just an elaborate plan. She was actually sending coded messages back to Russia, right under our noses using a modified Pioneer DJM 1000 mixer, during her so called performances,” continued the anonymous FBI source.

While the FBI have refused to comment on what, if any, information Kraviz may have been exposed to, they did say that a number of other DJs, known for playing pre-recorded sets, are currently under investigation and rumours have emerged today linking David Guetta with a number of Al-Qaeda sleeper cells.

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