The release of an upcoming single by hotel heiress, reality TV star, “singer” and “DJ”, Paris Hilton, has been blocked after it emerged that the song may contain lyrics in which the socialite accidentally denies the Holocaust.
This is the latest in a series of controversial gaffes for Paris which have seen her trample a dog to death at a Milan fashion show, wear a diamond encrusted Native American headdress to a fashion show on an Indian burial ground, and call Justin Bieber a “motherfucking n-word” at an Ibiza pool party.
While the music contained in the single has been described as “roughly as offensive as a donkey farting in the face of a disabled child”, Jewish advocacy groups have pointed to the incident of Holocaust denial as “highly disparaging to the Jewish people” but also claimed the remarks were “just as offensive as the rest of her so-called music”.
“More people complained about the quality of the music itself over the still regrettable anti-Semitic comments,” claimed a showbiz journalist or ‘dumbing-down demonic cunt’ as they are more accurately known. “Upwards of 100% of the people who listened to the track found it offensive to all races, even whites.”
“If you listen closely to the track and slow it down you can hear Ms. Hilton utter the phrase ‘the Holocaust actually never happened, it’s all a massive conspiracy by powerful Jewish bankers to generate pity for the Jewish people so they can control world trade’, over a saccharine pop hook,” continued the source. “It works neither lyrically or truthfully.”
Ms. Hilton’s publicists have been quick to deny that the “singer” denied the Holocaust on the single entitled “Jewish Fairytale” and insist that “Paris merely uttered a slightly distasteful sentence when, during the recording of her vocal, she tripped over the actual singer’s microphone lead when trying to exit the room to take a call from David Eicke and fell over into the microphone”.
“There was absolutely no bad intent on Paris’s part. Rich white American women spout anti-Jewish hate speech the way you or I would say ‘darn’ or, if we lived in the 1940s, ‘drat,'” continued Paris’s publicist. “It’s no more racist than the American justice system or Italian football.”
Most dance music fans have reacted with relief that the single will not be released “not because of the accidental racism” but because of the fact that “even misguided and accidental racism is less offensive than her pathetic excuse for a DJ career which has seen idiots throwing money at her so that she attracts other idiots to spend money.”
