Paris Hilton has today announced that she is set to donate the entire £1.6m she “earns” from DJing to the Whores Without Talent Foundation.
The hotel heiress, who somehow managed to trick the world into thinking she’s a DJ, kicked off a her epic two month tour in Ibiza’s superclub Amnesia last Wednesday and has since come in for some criticism after details of her astronomical pay check were revealed.
Hilton was quick to move in her defence claiming that she will be donating her entire windfall to the Whores Without Talent Foundation, which she founded in 2004, shortly after releasing her debut sex tape One Night In Paris, to help other whores without any talent make their way in life.
“It’s very important to remember that whores are people too. Even poor whores,” explained Hilton during a recent interview with Ellen DeGeneres. “The idea of the Whores Without Talent Foundation is to help identify these whores at an early age and give them the help they need to become the best whore they can be.”
“The money from my DJing will really help us to help lots of little whores,” she continued. “Did you know that fifty percent of teenage whores in America can’t even afford to dress slutty enough to make any guys who earn over five hundred thousand dollars a year want to have sex with them. Hopefully the foundation can work with some of these girls and ensure they’re not wasting their time sucking dicks for little or no financial gain.”
“I was lucky enough to have been born a rich whore, I guess some people would say I was born with a silver cock in my mouth,” she joked before sticking her tongue out to reveal a solid silver cock shaped tongue piercing. “So it’s really great to be able to give something back to whores who aren’t as privileged as I was.”
According to Whores Without Talent graduate Lindsay Lohan, whores who are lucky enough to be accepted to the foundation will receive expert training in things like, “identifying rich blokes, holding a camera and giving a blow job at the same time and going to rehab.”
