Paris Hilton To Remix Pleasurekraft Track ‘Troller’

American-Swedish headbob inducers, Pleasurekraft, have announced that their first solo-produced single released since 2012, Troller, will be remixed by none other than stick drawing lookalike, Paris Hilton.

Hilton’s mix, set to be titled Paris’s So Hot Right Now Big Room Edit, will be the heiress’s first venture into the world of remixing and could possibly see her make the transition from skinny, white-trash, EDM laughingstock to respectable electronic musician.

We caught up with Pleasurekraft members Kaveh Soroush and Kalle Rönngårdh to get the low down on the decision to have Hilton remix Troller.

“Well first and foremost, I just want to make it clear that this decision wasn’t based on money,” claimed Kalle. “We feel that Paris has come in for a lot of undue criticism and we’ve decided to give her a fair chance at doing something good.”

“It’s also not based on the two of us wanting to double team her,” added Kaveh. “That would be highly unethical and believe me there are easier ways to get a threesome with Paris Hilton. Am I right?” he said as he turned to his fellow band member and went in for a high five, in what appeared to be some sort of inside joke.

“We’re very confident that she, or more likely, her extensive team of producer minions, will do a really good job on Troller,” continued Soroush. “And even if she doesn’t, her fans are stupider than Justin Bieber’s ass hamster on ludes so it’s still likely to sell a lot of copies. Everybody wins in this scenario.”

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According to Hilton’s management, Paris “can’t wait to tell her team to start work on the remix” and she’s “really looking forward to doing the knob twisting thing to it in the summer”.

Pleasurekraft’s Troller is officially released on April 6th with Hilton’s remix set to hit the airwaves in the first week of May.