A pilled up lad who phoned Babestation is said to be “dreading” his phone bill, according to friends.
Tim Jones, from Manchester, England, is believed to have got in from Warehouse Project at around four a.m, and got straight on the phone to his favourite babe, Caty Cole, declaring his love for her and revealing all his sexual desires, under the impression she “loved him too”.
“I’m such a fucking idiot,” moaned Tim. “This is going to cost me an arm and a leg ain’t it? It’s like six quid a minute to speak to them girls and I reckon I was on the phone to her for over four hours. We chatted about all sorts and I got proper pill-love for her. I thought she liked me too because she kept saying how she’d never heard someone with such a sexy accent. Knowing I’ve got a three hundred quid phone bill coming my way is making this comedown so much worse. I might as well have gone to a strip club or a brothel, it probably would have been cheaper.”
Wunderground spoke to Tim’s friend, Nathan, with regards to the phone call, “He does this every weekend,” he laughed. “He gets home from his night out all horny and, because his bird is away and he doesn’t want to cheat on her, he calls Babestation. He spent nine hours on the phone Dannii Harwood a few years ago. She striped him up for so much money, I swear if those girls work on commission she’d be a millionaire from his calls alone.”
“At the end of the day he’s a good bloke for not pulling other birds but it’s coming at such a silly cost,” continued Nathan. “Next time we leave a rave, I’m going to lend him my iPad to look at a bit of porn and get it out of his system. The dirty bastard might as well knock one out for free, rather than waking up with hundreds of pounds worth of bills looming over his head, all for a bit of flirty chat.”
