Local Las Vegas drug dealers have issued a warning about ‘very strong pills’ which have recently hit the streets of the Nevada city.
The warning was made after local man, Antonio Florres, blacked out after double dropping the pills in question. Florres had been warned by his dealer not to take both pills but responded by saying, “Pills don’t affect me too much, I’ll be fine.”
As well as blacking out Florres, 24, is also believed to have lost his coat, wallet and keys and also suffered a small but very annoying laceration inside his mouth.
Mr. Florres, pictured above moments before leaving the club, explained the situation, “Usually when I go out I take pills two at a time, I’m over three hundred pounds of pure muscle and I need quite a big dose to feel high so I totally ignored my dealers advice.”
“After about an hour I started to feel really light headed. I went to get some water and sit down and that’s the last thing I remember. One minute I was in the club and the next I was sitting in a park holding a bicycle pump. I had nothing in my pockets and I’d chewed a hole on the inside of my mouth. I really wanted to see that DJ too, he’s one of my favourites, I’ll be more careful next time I take pills!” insisted a shaken Mr. Florres.
Local dealer Lil Kray-z responded to Mr. Florres’ experience, “I told that motherfucker to be careful, he should have listened to Lil Kray-z, everyone in Vegas should know Lil Kray-z gots the good stuff. If you wanna get fucked up you come see Lil Kray-z!”
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