Pink Slime From Ghostbusters Set To Replace Ecstasy As The Drug Of Choice For Clubbers

A psychoactive pink gel discovered by scientist and former Ghostbuster, Peter Venkman, has been making waves in nightclubs across the US as the next euphoria inducing club drug set to make ecstasy obsolete.

The psychomagnatheric gel works by harnessing positive vibes from the environment which users then experience as intense psychotropic effects when it comes into contact with the skin.

Famous users of the drug include Madonna who caused controversy at a recent concert when she made reference to the coded slang name of the drug, ‘Do you want to see my mickey?’

The effects of the drug are said to be slightly similar to that of ecstasy and include feelings of euphoria and loudly sighing while repeating the phrase ‘I’m fucking whomped out of it man’, but can also include – becoming possessed by unsettling paintings.

The dangerous drug has also been known to make large iconic statues become animate and dance around to uplifting soul music in order to save New York City from a ghost apocalypse.

Authorities have warned the public to be aware of the other street names for the drug which include, ghost-cum, ecto-sy and vagina-coloured-dancing-milk.