Rihanna was left red faced on the set of her latest music video after a mini-skirt malfunction exposed a monstrous fungal infection that brought tidings of an impending Armageddon.
While horrified assistants hurried to cover the exposed star, the apparently sentient fungus made several threatening comments to the cast and crew about the imminent rapture. An understandably embarrassed Rihanna fled the studio in tears.
The fungal infection could not have come at a worse time for the singer, who is trying to downplay her slut encrusted image in an attempt to be a better role model for middle class white children.
A source close to Rihanna says that several attempts have been made to remove the infection, using everything from laser to chisel, but thus far it has stubbornly refused to budge.
The fungus, which answers to the name of ‘Gremlack’, says it will only clear up once the world leaders hold a summit to reevaluate nuclear policy, stressing that if disarmament does not happen soon, mankind is doomed to destroy itself.
Rihanna’s new single will be released on June 26th.
WORDS: Keith Jordan
