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March 13, 2015
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Robin Thicke’s Cheated On Wife Not Surprised He Ripped Off Marvin Gaye

Robin Thicke’s estranged wife, Paula Patton, has claimed that she is “not even slightly surprised” that her former partner ripped off Marvin Gaye.

Speaking just days after Thicke, along with Pharrell Williams and TI, were ordered to pay over $7 million compensation to Gaye’s family, Patton claimed that “that’s just the type of prick he is”.

“Honesty definitely isn’t one of Robin’s strong points,” Patten told Wunderground earlier. “I once walked in on him wearing my underwear, covered in chocolate ice cream with a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey is his hand, when I asked him what he was doing he said ‘just cleaning my car’, that’s what he’s like.”

“Marvin Gaye’s family are lucky he didn’t make them fall madly in love with him, marry him, watch him become successful and then fuck the first little skank who threw herself at him, but I’m really happy for them, they deserve their payout,” continued a gracious Patton. “Obviously I’d have preferred the ruling to have been made after our divorce settlement but that’s life.”

“I’m kinda glad to be done with that no good son of a bitch to be honest with you,” claimed Patton. “I’ve always been way out of his league. I’m Champagne and he’s Mountain Dew so in many ways his dishonesty was a blessing in disguise for me and Mr. Gaye’s family. That lying, cheating, stealing dickwad’s done us both a huge favour.”

Thicke has yet to respond to Patton’s comments although it is believed he is reading transcripts of conversations between Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson after their divorce hoping to find a suitable counter.

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