Electronic four piece, Rudimental, have been left “devastated” following reports that British Prime Minister, David Cameron, has included their hit, Feel The Love, on a mixtape he gave to U.S. President, Barack Obama, at the recent G8 summit.
The mixtape, which included hits from Alt-J and Tom Odell, was intended as an opportunity for Cameron, pictured above snogging an invisible baby, to showcase the best of British musical talent as well as being a romantic gesture to describe David’s feelings for Barack.
However, Rudimental bandmembers were left “ashen faced” after hearing the news of their inclusion on Cameron’s tape. An upset Piers Agget bemoaned the band’s presence on the infamous tape, “I couldn’t believe it when I heard. I felt physically sick. You just can’t imagine David Cameron feeling human emotions never mind enjoying music.”
Kesi Dryden of the band continued, “I’m devastated and embarrassed frankly. I remember seeing Cameron dancing on TV before at the Tory party conference ball or something. He looked like a sweaty robot that’d been poorly programmed to try dance like a Dad at wedding.”
“He was just jerking around randomly with an awkward smile and a dead look in his eyes. The thought of him dancing like that to the track…it’s hard to take,” continued an upset Kesi, “He had his top shirt button undone like a real person. It was disturbing.”
DJ Locksmith explained how he feels the band have lost credibility as a result of their inclusion in the mix, “We’ve worked hard to cultivate our credibility over the years and now it feels like all the hard work is gone to waste.”
“How do you come back from this,” questioned Locksmith. “Right now I feel about as edgy as Cliff Richard drinking tea and knitting a Christmas jumper.”
