Scooby Doo and his traveling gang of mystery solving teenagers have exposed one of EDM’s most notorious ghost producers as a meddling record label executive.
Thomas Anderson, head of recruitment at Diplo’s Mad Decent label, was unmasked by the gang in Philadelphia last weekend after a comical cross country chase ended in an abandoned mine shaft.
Wunderground caught up with gang member Norville “Shaggy” Rogers to get the low down on events, “Well man we’ve been like totally onto the ghost producer dude for months now. He’s been releasing all sorts of really weak music man and like totally haunting people’s ears. So we decided it was time to put a stop to his antics. You dig?”
“We followed him to to the mine and when we got there it was pitch black and totally scary,” continued Shaggy. “I was like ‘Yikes Scoob let’s get out of here man’ and Scoob was like ‘roh kah Rhaggy’ so we just went and hid in the van and smoked a doobie, when we finally got back to the mine we were mega baked and the rest of the guys had the ghost producer tied up and unmasked.”
Anderson, who has produced tracks for some of EDM’s biggest names, then gave a full unprompted confession before being handed over to the local Sheriff’s office.
Unfortunately for the gang, and the rest of the world, Anderson was later released without charge as crimes against music are not punishable in a court of law.
“It’s a damn shame that dirty scumbag gets to walk free,” claimed Deputy Dawg. “If I had my way he’d be hanging from the rafters but regrettably, in the state of Pennsylvania, crimes against music don’t qualify for the death penalty, they don’t even qualify for jail time.”
According to gang member Fred Jones, he won’t be losing any sleep over Anderson’s release, “It really doesn’t make any difference to me. I don’t care about ghosts, goblins or crooks at all. The only reasons I’m here are for Daphne’s fine ass and Shaggy’s weed. Exposing middle aged dudes in masks is just a means to an end, I’m not sure what the rest of these hippies’ goals are, but all I want to do is fuck and get high.”
Join us again next week to see Scooby and the gang take down Canada’s most annoying super-villain, Deadmau5.
