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Skinhead On The Sesh Claims Foreigners Coming Over Here Taking Our Drugs

Skinhead at party gets angry over drugs

A skinhead who was recently on the sesh has reportedly accused foreigners of “coming over here and taking our drugs”.

Brian “Adolf” Downing, a member of the English Defence League from Doncaster, claimed it “were bloody disgraceful” that “all the foreigners” were allowed to take “English drugs”.

Wunderground spoke to Alan Croft, who was unfortunate enough to be on the sesh with the skinhead, “What a horrible situation that turned out to be,” he told us. “It was one of those incidents where you instantly know you’ve made a huge mistake, for me it was sitting next to that skinheaded moron at the sesh.”

“I really should have known he wasn’t going to have anything good to say by looking at him,” continued Mr Croft. “I just try not to judge people by their looks and with some of the crap hipsters are wearing these days it’s really hard to tell who’s trying to make a statement through what they wear and who’s just an asshole.”

“As soon as I sat down he turned and started spouting his vile nonsense,” revealed Croft. “He kept rabbiting on about bloody foreigner getting jobs, bloody foreigners getting benefits and bloody foreigners taking our drugs,” he explained. “I really don’t know what he was getting so upset about because if that cunt’s ever worked a day in his life, I’m Gandhi’s ghost.”

“The daft prick didn’t even realise that while he was giving out about foreigners taking English drugs, he was smoking shit hash from Morocco and sniffing bogey coke that originated in South America, the only way I managed to shut him the fuck up was by giving him a big bump of my Indian ket.”

Studies have revealed that approximately one in every three foreigners take drugs, while six out of every ten locals take drugs, which theoretically proves that people like drugs.

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