Slut Shameing Now Major Turn On For Guys
The horrendous act of slut shaming is now a major turn on for guys, according to Wunderground sources.
The latest research shows that the average male is one hundred percent more attracted to women who have previously been slut shamed.
“I don’t what it is yeah, but everytime I hear about some bird who’s been slut shamed I automatically want to try and get a date with her,” claimed Ross, a nineteen year old male. “I won’t even have to see a picture of them or anything, once I hear that she’s been slut shamed I’m automatically thinking ‘I wonder if she likes Burger King’ and trying to find her phone number.”
According to twenty year old Gemma Smith, who was slut shamed after sleeping with her former BFF’s boyfriend, said she has been inundated with date requests since her public shaming.
“It’s probably the best thing that’s ever happened to me,” explained Gemma earlier. “That bitch called me a slut on Facebook, posted a picture of me in a bra pretending to suck off a bottle of WKD that she took around my house one Tuesday afternoon and ever since I’ve had lads falling over me. The daft bint done me a massive favour.”
“Who’s laughing now?” questioned Gemma. “She’s still single and I’m out with a different bloke every night of the week. In the last month I’ve had five Nandos, three Chinese buffets, two McDonald’s, two kebabs, a Burger King and a KFC and I haven’t paid for any of them. Plus, I’ve been getting banged left, right and center. Who’s a slut now?”
Professor Ian Urfanny, an Anthropologist at the University of London, claims that the reason men are more attracted to women who have been slut shamed is because of man’s primal instinct to procreate.
“It’s simple really, the desire to reproduce is built into our DNA,” claimed the professor. “Instinctively we seek out the most fertile and willing women. So, naturally, we flock towards girls when we know they’ll let us fudd their muff hole. It’s simple social science really.”