An Irish smack head banging up in a public park has fooled nobody with his claims to be a diabetic, it has emerged.
According to witnesses, William “Scrote” Murphy could be seen openly banging up in Dublin’s St Stephen’s Green early yesterday afternoon.
“It’s bloody horrible,” claimed Marcus Delaney, a local small business owner. “It was the middle of the day and there were children running around the park while that prick was sitting there shooting shit into his veins, I feel sorry for the poor bastard but could he not go and find a dark alley or something to do it. Anywhere out of the view of the public, for fuck’s sake.”
“Then when someone approached him and told to fuck off somewhere else he started screaming that he was a diabetic and he was just injecting ‘installation’, he must think we’re all as thick as he is.”
Wunderground managed to speak to Mr Murphy about his claims, “I am a fucking diabetic, I was only injecting installation, I’ve been off the gear for years now so I have, d’ya know what I mean? It’s the good diabetes what I have, you know from eating too many sweets, that’s why my teeth are rotten too, I swear to jayses.”
“People always think I’m a junkie, it’s probably cause I look like a junkie, talk like a junkie, act like a junkie, buy my installation of dealers in twenty bags and then cook it up and inject it into my foot,” continued Scrote. “I’m just old school though, that’s the way people with dialysis, I mean diabetes, used to do it in the olden days. If you don’t believe me you can ask my mate Goofball Paul, he’ll tell you all about it.”
