A confused and dopey stoner has this afternoon come to the shocking realisation that he missed 4/20, a mere five days after it took place.
Anthony “Three Skins” Bulger, from Dublin, Ireland, is said to be “devastated” after missing the stoners’adopted holiday for the fifth consecutive year.
“I’m just, like, totally heartbroken to have missed 4/20 again,” revealed a forlorn Mr. Bulger earlier today. “Maths was never my strong point so as soon as I see numbers like that I start sweating and get all confused, the only thing that can calm me down is six or seven spliffs and you’re not likely to remember anything after that.”
“At least I only missed it by five days this year,” he continued. “Last year it was the middle of June before I noticed it was gone, at this rate I should remember it by the year 2018. I might tie a bit of string around my finger to to help me remember it, just as soon as I remember what all these other strings tied around my fingers are supposed to be reminding me of.”
According to experts, up to 25% of the world’s stoners could still be unaware that they have missed 4/20 after Google analytic reported an increase in people searching for the “20th month of the year” in areas where weed consumption is high.
