An English stoner, who plans on voting to leave the EU in tomorrow’s Brexit referendum, has revealed that he now only smokes home grown weed.
Stuart Huston, a self confessed “pot fiend”, claimed that he he wouldn’t feel comfortable smoking “foreign weed” after discovering a newfound sense of national pride while watching last night’s televised debate.
“It’s not bloody right mate, for years we’ve had foreign weed flooding our cities, towns and villages and all the time we’ve had good British weed going unsmoked,” claimed Mr Huston earlier. “It’s time we made Britain great again and I’ll be doing my bit by smoking nothing but good old fashioned, home grown, British weed.”
“Everybody needs to do their bit,” continued Huston, a part time volunteer dog walker and full time social welfare recipient. “I don’t know much about politics but I do know a lot about weed, we’ve got nothing but foreign spongers milking our system and buying weed that’s brought in from
Persia or Syria or wherever and something’s gotta change.”
“From now on, as soon as I get my giro, I’ll be going straight down to the Chinese lads who grow the weed here and buying as much British weed as I can. Every little helps,” he continued with a sense of pride. “Unless they haven’t got any, in that case I’ll smoke whatever I can get my hands on.”
According to friends of Huston, the stoner was also planning on only drinking British beer but gave up on the idea after discovering that all British beer tasted like piss.
