A recent survey has indicated that the especially terrifying k-hole that you are currently undergoing is going “to last forever and that you’ll be stuck like that”.
“You’ll probably have that feeling of falling through jarred scene after jarred scene for the rest of eternity and that at some point in the k-hole, perhaps the most terrifying point, you’ll make this realisation thus intensifying the experience of utter desperation and terror.”
The walls, which are crumbling around you like the collapsing binary code at the start of the Matrix, will continue to do that regardless of anything you try to do to stop it continued the study.
No amount of shaking your head or willing yourself to snap out of it will have any effect whatsoever and reports suggest that you’re now stuck like that for all eternity.
There was some hope when doctors denied that the feeling of the k-hole going on forever was just a fantastical delusion and a symptom of madness and reassured everyone that you’re not mad, but you are stuck in a k-hole that will never end.
Doctors said that you probably won’t die but will just continue in this k-hole on and on forever until the universe implodes and that some research suggests that even after the universe ends you’ll still exist, stuck in a k-hole, outside of time in a minimalist Beckettian hell with only yourself for company.
How has this gem only got that many views!?
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-marijuana-study-says-everyone-knows-youre-high,35386/