In Catholic news, techno DJs and priests are now reportedly almost impossible to tell apart.
According to the latest research, four out of every five dance music fans have “extreme difficulty” telling the difference between a man of the cloth and a techno DJ.
Wunderground spoke to DJing priest Tchami earlier, “Well, I’m far from a techno DJ but I do like how they dress and I actually tried to copy their style,” he told us. “But instead of looking like one of them I ended up dressing up like a priest so I think that shows just how similar their looks really are.”
“It’s not just the black clothes or the fact that most dance music fans are normally cunted off their faces on drugs every time they see a techno DJ,” continued Tchami. “There’s a lot more to it than that, there’s also the ultra-seriousness, aloofness, an overinflated sense of self-worth, glasses and in some cases beards and that’s not even mentioning stage presence or the ability to control a room.”
Twenty-six-year-old techno enthusiast Robbie also spoke to Wunderground, “I can’t tell the difference at all,” he told us. “Unfortunately, I learned the hard way. I wandered into my local chapel on the way home from a sesh one Sunday afternoon. I walked straight up the priest, high-fived him, told him his set was banging last night and offered him a bump of ket. The prick excommunicated me.”
In related news, Dax J is set to make the difference between priests and techno DJs even smaller by incorporating a number of psalms and scripture reading into all of his future sets.
