Disgraced Lithuanian producer Ten Walls has today denied that he hates gay people and claimed that the hate-filled Facebook post was actually a poorly judged frape committed by boyfriend Vladimir Putin.
“I don’t hate gay people, I’m gay myself,” explained Ten Walls, real name Marijus Adomaitis. “My BF was just annoyed with me because I recorded over his copy of Wizard of Oz with hardcore gay porn and so he posted that status as a joke that’s unfortunately backfired.”
Mario, who has been seeing his boyfriend – suspected to be Russian premier, Vladimir Putin – since having his “browny” caved in as a 16-year-old, says that the mix up can be put down to a mixture of cocktails, Judy Garland fandom and an open Facebook account.
“I shouldn’t have taped over Wizard of Oz but I knew I was catching a flight for a gig and, spending so much time away from Vlad, I needed some sexual relief so downloaded Big Gay Black Lads 7 for the plane,” he explained. “Ironically now, I’ve had all my gigs cancelled so won’t even need to watch Big Gay Black Lads 7 on the plane.”
“I’ll still watch it though,” he added. “It’s a classic.”
Despite Ten Walls admission that his boyfriend was responsible for the hate-filled post, the dance music industry has expressed misgivings at his sudden turnaround.
“This stinks, I don’t think he’s really gay or in a relationship with one of the world’s most famed anti-gay campaigners,” claimed one music insider. “He’s about as gay as Clint Eastwood wrestling naked with John Wayne over who gets to wear the white cowboy hat.”
“Actually, that’s pretty gay,” he added.
“And maybe Ten Walls is definitely gay too and even if he wasn’t fraped by a boyfriend, maybe, like most homophobics, he’s just struggling with being super gay himself and so lashed out stupidly at all gay men, of which he is definitely, 100% one,” he added. “Which would be fine if he wasn’t so in denial.”
