Lithuanian producer, DJ and hate-speaker, Ten Walls, is set to return to the decks following his anti-gay tirade by playing a set at the HQ of notorious anti-homosexual religious group, The Westboro Baptist Church.
Ten Walls, real name, Marijus Adomaitis , was forced to “cancel” some upcoming shows after making an ill-thought out, offensive and career ending tirade against gay people on his Facebook, is said to be excited about the gig.
“The Westboro group is one I’ve always wanted to collaborate with, I’ve been following their God Hates Fags protests for years,” explained Ten Walls, while simultaneously showing us Youtube videos of Russian teenagers beating up gay men for the lols. “They’ve covered some amazing events in the past like the funerals of Michael Jackson, dead servicemen and victims of gay bashing – you know, the biggies.”
“I just think gay people are vile and disgusting with their genuine and harmless desire to enjoy affection and love with another human being, it’s sick,” he added. “Anytime I think of gay men having hot sex in a Jacuzzi, and I do regularly, I just feel so disgusted with myself that I’m forced to attack gayness online until my hard-on subsides and I can go about my day.”
“The set will mostly be composed of the most hetero-sounding music I can think of, so won’t include any disco, techno, house, soul, blues, showtunes or pop,” he explained. “It’ll be essentially just homophobic raps played at 50 decibels over the sound of a squealing electic guitar being smashed into the wall of a depressed gay teen’s bedroom.”
Reports from the Westboro Baptist aptly named website, God Hates Fags.com, claim that support on the night will be provided by Vladimir Putin performing an anti-gay topless bicep flexing show.
“We’ve got some other really hot celebs coming to see the show, like anti-gay marriage activist Breda O’ Brien and actor Mel Gibson,” explained Westboro member Margie Phelps. “Obviously there’ll be no gays in attendance, or at least, none who are comfortable and out, only those who are mistakenly ashamed of their sex and have turned that shame back in on themselves to hate all gay people – like Ten Walls and anyone associated with the Westboro Baptist Church.”
