Tommy Trash To Play Chewbacca’s Wife In New Star Wars Movie
Hairy Australian EDM artist, Tommy Trash, has reportedly been cast to play Chewella, the Wookie wife of Chewbacca, in the upcoming eighth episode of the Star Wars movie franchise.
The aptly named Trash, most famous for the way his hair hangs in front of his face, is believed to have been hand picked by director J.J. Abrams after the pair met by chance in a New York nightclub.
“I knew Tommy was the perfect fit for Chewella as soon as I laid my eyes on him,” explained Abrams during a catch up with Wunderground. “It was a combination of the shaggy hair and stupid voice that done it for me, he’s practically a ready-to-go female Wookie, that’s a quality that not a lot of men possess.”
According to movie producers, hair and makeup for a Wookie character normally takes around four hours everyday, however, in Trash’s case they believe that “about three or four minutes” should be enough.
“We’ll have that guy Wookied in no time,” revealed special effects technician Sam Jolly. “Normally we need to do extensive work on our actors but all that guy needs is a couple of cheek pieces and a pair of fluffy gloves. He also sounds like a bitch (the scientific term for a female Wookie) so there’s very little work to be done at all.”
Chewella is set to be heavily involved in Star Wars Episode Eight, which is partially set on the Wookie’s home planet Kashyyyk and features a twelve minute long sex scene involving Chewella, Chewbacca and fifteen other male Wookies.
“I’m really looking forward to starting work on the movie,” claimed Trash recently in the middle of a set. “I love a new challenge and this’ll definitely be my biggest to date. I also love Wookies, hence the hair, and I’m super stoked about the sex scene. I can’t wait to be rolling around with sixteen of those big fluffy monsters. I’m one of those people who’s sexually aroused by cuddly toys so I’m really excited. I like how my semen clumps together in the fur.”
Trash’s management have confirmed that the DJ is set to take an extended break from the fifteen minutes he practices music everyday to prepare for his role with shooting on Star Wars Episode Eight due to start in February 2016.
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