The WhatsApp group chat you are involved in with your friends is sure to descend into piss taking nonsense any second now.
According to WhatsApp notifications, your friend Tony asked the group if anyone would be interested in playing golf this weekend, so far three people have declined.
Wundergound spoke to your friend, Matty B, moments ago, “This is going to get really silly any minute now. Every time someone asks something in the group it’s the same, there’ll be a couple of minutes of serious answers and then the bantometer kicks into overdrive, then it’s next stop put down town, population: you.”
“I’m just waiting for someone else to start the messing before I jump in and crucify someone with my cutting edge banter, it’s so close to the bone it’s practically cartilage,” continued Matty, the self title Baron of Banter. “I thought Joe was going to start it a couple of minutes ago, he’s a top class bantatition, but he was just saying he’s going away at the weekend and can’t play any golf.”
“I’m not interested in golf at all or, if I’m being honest, being friends with any of this lot on the group chat,” claimed Matty. “I’m here for one thing, and one thing only, and that’s seeing how many different ways I can call these little dimwits fags before it gets boring.”
Unconfirmed reports suggest that, at the time of going to press, the group chat was still a serious conversation about playing golf this weekend, however, that could all be about to change after it was reported that “Matty B is typing”, more on this as we get it.
