A woman who invited “half the club” back to her house on Friday night is becoming extremely frustrated with her guests and beginning to wonder when they will choose to go home.
Amanda McCallister, who’s up for work at eight o’clock on Monday morning, admitted that she was “off her head” when she invited everyone back and that she “probably wouldn’t” have done so had she been sober.
“I thought because it was Friday it would be alright,” claimed the twenty five year old primary school teacher. “A small group of friends were supposed to come over, have a few drinks, enjoy the rest of our night, maybe party into Saturday a little bit but eventually go home and leave me alone.”
“But people just kept on arriving, I was kind of angry because even though I remember inviting everyone, I was off my face and I never thought they’d all show up,” she explained remorsefully. “There must have been fifty people here at the one stage, it’s quietened down a bit now but there’s still at least twenty people.”
“We must have had about ten trips to the off licence, five drug runs and now people are talking about getting pizza. I mean pizza, at a party? If you want pizza fuck off home,” said Amanda who was becoming clearly distressed. “It’s Sunday evening, I should be sitting around in my pajamas, watching Sex In The City re-runs while eating ice cream and crying about nothing in particular.”
“Instead I’ve got a sitting room that looks like something out of a hipster version of the Walking Dead, about a month’s worth of rubbish scattered around my apartment and a random bloke asleep on my hall floor,” she continued with tears streaming down her cheeks. “I just wish they’d all go home and leave me to come down in peace.”
Unconfirmed reports from within Ms. McCallister’s house suggest that she has given her unwanted house guests a cut off point of seven o’clock and locked herself in her bedroom with a hot water bottle, a bottle of wine and her Friends DVD box set.
