The world’s leading cosmetic surgeon is rumoured to be developing a “boob job filter” for Snapchat that will allow users to see what they look like with breast sizes up to a 40G.
Dr Titania Firm, of the Mount Pleasant Clinic, claims that it is every woman, and man’s, right to know what they look like with “amazing clevage” and believes that a Snapchat filter is the best way to distribute that right to the world’s population.
Let’s be honest, boobs are beautiful,” claimed the amply busted Dr Firm during a chat with Wunderground earlier this week. “Every girl grows up wanting to have a big beautiful bust and every guy grows up wanting to have a look at, and a feel of, a big beautiful bust so enhancement surgery is simply helping to fulfill a primal instinct that is alive in all of us.”
“Of course, not everyone has the frame for a voluptuous set of knockers,” continued Dr Firm. “That is why I’ve been developing this Snapchat filter that will allow people to visually augment their boob size from everything between a 30A and a 40G, you’ll also have a ‘perk’ option which will allow user to see their current size, just a little more firm and perky.”
“The filter will also work for gender curious guys who will be able to plan a pair of fakies, by seeing exactly what they will look like through all the phases of cosmetic surgery,” continued the doctor. “It really is the perfect precursor for anyone thinking of having a boob job.”
Rumours that a “face lift filter”, “fuller lips filter”, “nose job filter” and “tattooed eyebrows filter” will follow the “boob job filter” have been strengthened today after it confirmed that Snapchat have purchased approximately fifty percent of America’s cosmetic surgery clinics, more on this as we get it.
