Just days after The Sun broke the shocking news that one in five British Muslim are ISIS sympathisers, an even more shocking statistic has revealed that one in five British Muslims listen to, and enjoy, garage music.
The news comes as a total shock to members of far right hate group, Britain First, who have claimed that Muslims shouldn’t be “coming over here and taking our music”.
“It’s not right that them Muslims are coming over here listening to Garage music,” claimed Darren Daftbody, a UKIP voter from Doncaster. “Don’t they have their own Muslamic music what they can listen to? Why do you think it’s called UK Garage? Because it’s for people from the UK to listen to.”
“What happens if I go to see DJ EZ and there’s someone beside me dancing in a burka?” questioned Mr. Daftbody. “That could be anyone under there that could. A murderer, a rapist, a gay and what happens if I tried to kiss them? I could be kissing a gay and I wouldn’t even know and then I’d be gay. Them Muslims are literally coming over here, listening to our music and making us gay.”
“I’m sick of it, we need to make Britain British again,” demanded Daftbody. “I don’t care if they we’re born here, they shouldn’t be coming over here listening to our music. Unless they work in the Indian takeaway, or the hospitals or the offies, we definitely need them but the rest of them should just go home.”
Wunderground asked Muslim Abdulla Jabara for his opinion on the latest statistic, “I don’t know much about Garage, I’m from Bradford so if you can put a donk on it I’ll listen to it but if not you best jog on mate.”
One thing for certain is, with the current growth in the Muslim population Britain could face a “garage epidemic of apocalyptic proportions” unless other elements of electronic music are integrated into the Muslim communities at grassroots levels.
