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July 13, 2016
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Wyclef Jean Running Ahead Of Schedule – Will Be Back In October

Wyclef Jean has today cheered his family and friends up by revealing that he is ahead of schedule and will only be gone until October and not November as he had originally planned.

Jean, a self proclaimed “Refugee All Star”, is believed to have made his girl turn around and cry after making a run earlier this year and is now eager to make up for lost time with her.

“Whenever I think about making that run I always ask myself ‘why oh why?’,” revealed an emotional Jean earlier. “I just really hope that my girl understands that I can’t work a nine to five so I had to just pack up and leave, I told everyone that I’d be gone ‘til November but thankfully things have been running really smoothly down here and it’s looking like I’ll only be gone ‘til October now.”

Jean was adamant that Wunderground pass the message onto his girl, continuing, “Yo, tell my girl, yo, I’ll be gone ’til October, I’ll be gone ’til October, I’ll be gone ’til October. Yo, tell my girl, yo, I’ll be gone ’til October.”

Jeran claimed that he was gone “January, February, March, April, May” although it is not yet clear where he was in June.

“I seen my girl was crying but I just hope she knows that I couldn’t stay, at least now that I’ll only be gone ‘til October we can work things out when I get home, in October.”

When asked what the first thing he plans on doing when he returns home Jean said, “I’ll be gone ’til October, I’ll be gone ‘til October. And give a kiss to my mother.”

In related news, Jean’s former Fugees co-star, Lauren Hill, has reportedly been killed softly, with a song, more on this as we get it.

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