A young techno fan has released a statement to the press which he believes will adequately indicate how excited he is to be up the front raving his balls off to banging techno at a recent Sven Vath gig.
The statement, which simply reads “Yeeeooorrrwww C’mon”, is believed by experts to offer an accurate description of how the young raver, identified as Andrew Byrne, is feeling right this moment and also provide an indication of where his night is going to go.
Witnesses claim that Andrew had been becoming increasingly excited throughout the course of the night by dancing up the front, pumping his fist like he was trying to punch God on the chin and whistling at every thudding drop before smiling and shouting his approval.
“He was well into it,” claimed one witness, “once a track dropped and the place kicked up a gear he would whistle or shout and then smile to himself. If he caught your eye he’d just smile and clasp your hand.”
Wunderground caught up with Andrew, who was panting and wiping sweat from his brow with the front of his t-shirt, a gesture which suggests that Andrew has raved his absolute balls off to an extent where he doesn’t care if he fucks up his t-shirt.
“Ah it was some gig bro,” gushed Andrew. “I don’t know what I actually said in the moment, it just sort of came through me, it’s a very organic process and I was responding to the music as much as how I was feeling.
“Normally when I’m feeling a track and the night is going well and I’m coming up on the pills I’ll get an urge to shout and typically it’s a random variation of ‘yeeeooorrww, fucking have it’ or ‘gerrup out of it, c’mon’ and the always classic ‘oh yes, oh yes.'”
It is expected that Andrew will continue to vocalise his unbound joy and happiness through a variety of celebratory grunts for the next several hours after which time he’ll sleep only to wake up in the morning and vocalise his unbound horror and depression through a series of self castigating whimpers.
