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May 30, 2014
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“You Fucking Want This Don’t You, Bitch” Confirms Shirtless Bro

A young shirtless bro has today confirmed that “you fucking want this don’t you, bitch” while pointing at himself and leering aggressively.

Jason ‘Jas’ Sheppard, a 25 year old fitness instructor and self confessed “total ledegebag”, made the admission when approaching you and your friends in a local nightclub.

Jas admitted that he likes to use Snapchat and Tindr to send full mirror selfies in a range of masculine looking poses which expose his pecs, abs and ceps while wearing nothing but a tight fitting pair of white boxer briefs that “totally cradle his filth like a fucking boss cause he’s boss and the boss, boss”.

Having been laughed at like the cocky joke of a human he is Jas then went on to “hit the dancefloor hard” before popping the shirt off during a remix of Avicii’s Levels that he always bangs out in the gym.

He later went on to confirm that “it was your loss and that he didn’t even wanna tap that anyway” and went off to let a drunk looking blonde woman feel his abs while he pursed his lips and nodded to himself sure in his absolute domination of that nightclub which affirmed his belief in his own bro-ness.

Jas later confirmed that he went back to “that tart’s” place and “kicked the back door in” but has no plans to call her again after he “hit it and quit it” because “homie don’t play like that” and she was a “skank anyway”.

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