Signals currently being sent to your brain suggest that your entire existence is actually someone else’s K hole experience.
Our info suggests that your entire life has actually been squeezed into a twenty minute period and will fade into insignificance once the drugs wear off and your other self regains consciousness.
Wunderground spoke to your subconscious earlier, “This was one hell of a K hole. I’m really not used to going so deep, there’s definitely going to be a few confused minutes when this ends.”
“Imagine being told your whole life was all just a fabrication of someone else’s imagination,” continued your subconscious. “That’s gotta be a hard one to get your head around. All of your memories, your relationships, your friends and your family, none of them are real. It’s fucked up, It’s like you’ve been living in a mental crossed version of Inception and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
“At least all of those disappointments and regrets that you thought you had in life aren’t real,” he added. “Although, we all know the world is shit so you’ll just have all of your real disappointments and regrets to deal with. The only good thing about this whole situation is that you think it’s Monday afternoon but it’s really only Saturday night.”
“What a total headfuck, I better go and make some space in the repressed memory storage unit for some of this crap. I’m going to have a lot of paperwork on my hands tonight.”
According to our sources, you will start to regain consciousness and self awareness in the next five minutes, more on this as it develops.
