Internationally famous lunatic and God-botherer Mel Gibson is rumoured to be in the process of reinventing himself as a DJ after scuttling his film career by being an internationally famous lunatic.
Gibson has reportedly locked himself away in a medieval dungeon beneath his home in Perth, Australia for the last few years with only a single turntable and a microphone for company as he develops his DJ Raveheart persona.
According to his manager, psychotherapist and spiritual healer, Jake Mallard, he is ready to show the world the skills he has developed on the turntable at his first show, which will be held in Sydney this coming week.
“Mel’s actively been following dance music since it left the black neighbourhoods of Detroit and Chicago to be made predominantly by skinny, middle class, white people,” claimed Jake. “A strong white Christian component is something that Mel looks for in all of his creative endeavours – he only really likes white labels, and his favourite album is The Beatles classic, White Album.”
Gibson’s manager further claimed that the former Lethal Weapon star uses only one turntable as “he thinks that records of different styles shouldn’t mix and should be actively segregated”, and that one record at a time should be enough claiming “one record, one God”.
Gibson rose to prominence in the 1980s as the character Mad Max, and has truly proved himself to “be mad to the max”, something which has appeared in promotional material for the DJ career launch and something which he will make part of his live show, according to his manager.
The stage show will see Gibson take to the stage in a kilt with his decks set up on top of a road warrior car, shouting obscenities at the crowd while shitting on everything in sight – “like a racist misanthrope, which is in keeping with the outlook of most internationally known EDM DJs”.
Gibson will follow his first show with an EP of EDM tracks he composed himself, including the singles Raveheart, E-Pocalypto and Legal Weapon. The EP will be called “I Am Not Mad, Max” and is expected to sell only one copy, to Gibson himself.
