A thirty five year old man who was heard shouting “one more tune” at closing time in a nightclub has admitted that he didn’t really mean what he was saying.
Robert Mitchell claims that his “head was already at home” by the time the DJ played his last track and he only shouted to fit in with the crowd.
“I would have been gone much earlier only I was trying to convince a bird to come back with me,” Mitchell revealed during a chat with Wunderground. “She was loving it so I thought if I acted like I was loving it too we might have a bit of a connection. The truth is, the last thing I wanted was to have to stay for another tune.”
“Luckily, the DJ was about as interested in playing on as I was and he finished things up,” continued Mitchell. “The lights came on and I made my move, she agreed to come back with, although I did also have to invite about fourteen of her mates back too, which actually turned out to be a major fucking mistake.”
“I was hoping for a Burger King on the way home, a quick glass of wine back in the gaff and then a bit of a mooch in the bedroom,” he said while shaking his head. “In the end, I got a fucking two-day party and a drug debt that’s almost equal to a full week’s wages.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I still had an awesome time,” admitted Mitchell. “I’m just supposed to be keeping my head down, I made a new years resolution not to party as much and so far I’ve been out every single weekend. At this stage, I may as well just start again next year.”
Reports suggest Mr Mitchell has arranged t o meet the girl again later this week, although sources close to her have revealed that she is only seeing him to collect a phone that was left in his house.
