According to sources on the dark web, a new batch of 3D printed drugs about to hit the market are set to revolutionise clubbing as we know it.
Wunderground’s source claimed that the introduction of 3D printed drugs will bring a new era of drug use into modern life.
“Once 3D printed drugs hit the market both the drug and clubbing industries are set to change beyond recognition,” claimed Wunderground’s anonymous source. “People will be able to produce their own drugs, in their own home, at the touch of a button and by doing so cut out all of the middleman, making the drugs available at an extremely reduced price.”
“At the moment all of the drugs are going to be made from a very versatile PVC like material,” continued the source. “Which might not seem like the best thing to be taking but, I can guarantee, if you take enough of it you’ll definitely be buzzing off your tits and you won’t be wait to get them off some dealer who only answers his phone once every twenty four hours.”
“All you’ll have to do is Download the molecular structure of the drug and print it using your 3D printer,” continued the unnamed man. “This will completely remove the criminal element from drug dealing and help revolutionise the industry into a much friendlier and more family orientated place, helping to make the world that little bit safer.”
“Plus, because the drugs will actually contain no drugs there is a zero percent chance of any drug related deaths,” he revealed. “Making clubs and festivals a much safer and way more boring environment.”
According to experts, the purity levels of 3D printed cocaine will be far greater to that of most cocaine found on the street, despite containing no actual cocaine.
