A young man who insisted on listening to music through a speaker on his mobile telephone throughout the entirety of a bus journey has been labeled an asshole by all of his fellow travellers.
Steven Harris (18), a keen EDM fan, was traveling to work on the bus when the incident took place, he explained the scenario, “I was on my way to work on Friday morning when it happened. I work in McDonalds so I have to wear a really dorky looking uniform.”
“I’m a really cool guy and usually people can tell how cool I am by the totally awesome clothes I wear,” explained Mr. Harris, “but because of my uniform I needed something else to let the people on the bus know just how cool I am. I was considering smoking but you can get fined for that.”
“So I decided I’d play some really banging tunes on my phone with the volume turned all the way up,” he recounted. “Nothing makes people think ‘wow that guy is really cool’ like a bit of David Guetta or Avicii. Especially when they’re played through a speaker which makes the tracks barely recognisable.”
“I got a couple of weird looks off people but they we really old, like thirty, they probably listen to The Beatles or something ancient like that,” he added with a snigger. “If I’d have known how pissed those losers were going to get I would have just worn my Beats headphones, which are equally as good for letting people know how cool you are.”
Paul Kirk (56), a construction worker, explained how he was woken up by, “the most horrible tinny screeching noise'” he had ever heard. “I always get a little bit of sleep in on the bus before I get to work, so when that asshole stared playing that pathetic shit I was really pissed off,” claimed the disgruntled tradesman.
“He was just sitting down the back nodding his head and looking smug. I really can’t wait until life catches up with that little prick,” he scoffed. “We’ll see how much he wants to listen to cunt music in the morning when he can’t sleep the whole night because he has to get up and piss three times or his hemorrhoids are playing up, that’ll wipe the smarmy smile off his little bastard face,” claimed the grumpy grandfather.
