Emergency services have rushed a 20 year old girl to Disney Land Paris in an attempt to cure a severe comedown believed to be the result of her labeling one hundred consecutive days of her life as happy.
In a bold move currently trending across the world of Twitter and other social networking sites, South London resident Tessa attempted to overcome the consistent negative aspects of her life by uploading a daily video, photo, song or story which attempted to exclaim how happy she was.
“It was all going so well for her,” says Tessa’s mother, “Not once did she wake up with a frown or argue with me and her father during those one hundred happy days, but since then she hasn’t even wanted to get out of bed in the morning.”
Tessa’s endorphin levels were measured 48 hours after the days of happiness ended and were found to be at a record breaking low.
Alice, a friend of Tessa’s, says she first suspected something was wrong on the midnight of last Saturday, “we were about to go out to our fifth tech house night of the week when Tessa disappeared upstairs,” she went on to explain, “after five minutes I went looking for her and found her sitting in the corner of my room listening to Dark Side of the Moon.”
Doctors initially prescribed Tessa with “box sets of Family Guy”, “McDonald’s Happy Meals” and “cuddles from friends”, but after those attempted cures proved ineffective they have insisted on her being transported away from England’s mundane lifestyle to spend a week in the confines of “the happiest place on earth” otherwise known as Disney Land Paris.
Meanwhile other instances of severe comedowns are being reported consistently around the world with some being forced to extend their 100 happy days to a further 200 days. Radio stations have attempted to cure those suffering by looping Pharell’s Happy consecutively for a month.
Dmitry Golubnichy who founded the #100HappyDays project admits he did not expect such severe reactions from participants, “I’m amazed that the fallout from those taking part has been so severe.”
Some participants are reportedly attempting to sue Golubnichy for setting unrealistic expectations of a false reality.
“Perhaps it is time I rethought my approach to happiness…maybe it doesn’t involve consistently posting things on the internet for others to see and judge,” tweeted Dmitry, accompanied by a selfie.
