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Man Dies A Mere 25 Years After Taking Evil Killer Death Drug Ecstasy

A middle aged London man is reported to have become the latest victim of the drug scourge after he passed away in hospital some 25 years after taking evil killer death drug ecstasy.

Joe Simmons, a 56 year old unemployed bricklayer was rushed to hospital with multiple wounds when he was hit by a passing bus after taking the drug ecstasy only 25 years before.

“It’s so sad,” wept Joe’s orphan daughter Angela (33), “you take one tiny pill of that poison and then with the click of a finger, 25 years later you drop dead after being hit by a bus in totally unrelated circumstances.”

Joe reportedly took the drug at a party way back in 1989 during the summer of love, but toxicology reports indicate that the drug destroyed and then ended his life by killing him to death suddenly after a quarter of a century.

“Mess with drugs and you’ll die, it’s as simple as that,” continued Angela. “Statistics prove it, all people who take drugs will die at some point in their lives.”

“The government really need to do more to stop nasty drugs from taking the lives of people like my Dad,” continued Angela, “whose life was tragically cut short because of drugs, and to a lesser extent, buses.”

“I don’t think I’ll ever get over his death,” she wept, weeping. “I certainly won’t ever touch drugs again, and will be sure to send out the message to the community that if you take even one small pill of this poison death drug then you’re liable to be tragically killed, years later.”

 

 

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