A man who arrived at a house party with a quarter ounce of cocaine has been voted the most popular guy at the party by his peers.
Micheal Fowler, who celebrated a big win on the horses by buying the large bag of drugs, was well received at the house party in Scunthorpe, Licolnshire, last Saturday evening.
Fellow party guests have claimed that, despite being rude and obnoxious, Mr. Fowler was “dead generous and sound” after he shared the bag of drugs with the entire house.
Andrew Barton, a friend of a friend of Mr. Fowler’s, gave his run down of events, “I’ve met that lad Michael a few times before and I always thought he was a bit of a dick but he showed up to the party on Saturday with a quarter of coke and we actually got on really well.”
“He was a great laugh, he was telling jokes all night,” explained Mr. Barton. “None of his jokes were in any way funny and some of them were really offensive but never the less he had us all in stitches, the constant supply of cocaine probably helped with that. At one point he even got really racist and, even though my girlfriend is Pakistani, I high fived him, that’s how good the coke was.”
“He nearly lost the crowd at one point in the night, when the bag of coke was almost empty, by calling Jake (the house owner) a cunt,” he continued, “but then he pulled a big bag of weed out of his pocket and we all started smoking reefers and listening to rap and Bob Marley. We even had a bit of a sing along, it was a great night.”
“I’d definitely hang out with Michael again, I’d even be as tolerant as long as he was filling me up with drugs,” commented Mr. Barton, “but if he was just being himself without the aid of drugs I’d probably tell him to get fucked.”
According to Facebook Mr. Fowler has had an astonishing six friend requests since Saturday, with the majority of those coming from people who were at the house party. Pete Reilly, who sent one of the requests, claims he’ll be keeping “a close eye” on Mr. Fowler’s Facebook page to see if makes any “updates about winning on the horses” over the coming weeks.
