Girl Who Lost Camera At Festival Now Questioning If She Was Even There
An 18-year-old girl who took over 1,400 pictures of her weekend trip to Global Gathering has now questioned whether she even attended the festival after losing her entire collection of photos.
Rebecca is currently attempting to piece together the events of her weekend but admits that without any photos to prove where she was and what she was doing every minute of the festival that she can’t know for sure whether she was there or not.
“To be honest,” admitted Rebecca,” without photographic proof of every aspect of my life, I can’t even confirm whether I got out of bed this morning and am not lying there, dreaming all of this.”
Friends of Rebecca are angry that she has lost all photographic evidence of their weekend and have admitted to abandoning her to wallow in self-pity and confusedness.
“We’re not happy with her and she is getting no sympathy from any of us,” says one friend who was particularly disappointed with Rebecca for losing a ‘hilarious’ photo of the two of them in one of those things that have holes for your face and when you put them through you look like you have the body of a cartoon character. “We wanted to fill up everyone’s Facebook pages with pictures of us wearing flowers in our hair and faking how much fun we were having – how can we do that now?”
The girls have also admitted between them that they spent so much time sending Snapchats and tweeting about how much fun they were having, that none of them are sure if they can remember having any fun at all.
Not only is Rebecca struggling to even remember the journey to the festival but she can recall nothing after opening her eyes and first logging into Twitter on the morning of the festival to exclaim “so excited for Global Gathering today”.
The 1,400 pictures are reportedly contained within the micro-SD card of a Panasonic camera. Further grievances have emerged amongst the group of girls, with some firmly believing that they should have taken extra disposable cameras instead for that ‘retro filter’ that is ‘almost as realistic as Instagram.’
Rebecca has now said that from now on she will have a GoPro camera strapped to her chin so that she will never miss any aspect of her life.
This article is pointless.
You must lead a very challenging life.
She needs some mental help…
There is something off about her. If she NEEDS to take pictures of everything to prove to herself she isn’t dreaming, she’s got something wrong in her head.
oh wow, you guys took this seriously. maybe sitting should be your next activity, perferably with a helmet on.
HA! The comments make this article even better. Also most things in the internet are pointless, as are most of the things we do in our lives. In fact, there really is no ‘point’ to anything or anyone. On the other hand, I think the article quite succinctly makes the point that it’s trying to make and if you don’t see that point, perhaps you shouldn’t mention it in public…
wut da fuq
I love it when satire completely goes over someones head. This is hilarious.