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January 30, 2015
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“Gateway Drugs Great for Beginners” Claims Shameless Dealer

A drug dealer from Mos Side, Manchester, has claimed that gateway drugs like, hash, weed, speed and mephadrone are “great for beginners”.

Dealer Michael Byrne claims to have an extensive clientele which boasts a number of celebrities including Chesney from Coronation Street, former Manchester United footballer Ravel Morrison and X Factor has been Shayne Ward.

“If you’re looking to develop a drug habit I’d definitely recommend starting off on gateway drugs, they’re great for beginners,” explained Byrne during a recent conversation with Wunderground. “You’re definitely better off getting a bit of weed or whizz first, it’s just a good starting point, you can move onto the stronger stuff anytime you like.”

“I find outside schools and teenage discos are great for promoting gateway drugs,” continued the shameless dealer, who considers himself just like the NHS only not free. “That way you form a special bond with your customers when they’re young and make as much money of them as possible over the course of their drug careers.”

Byrne who started his business selling single cigarettes in the schoolyard for twenty pence in 1997 continued, “If you sell a sixteen year old hash, they’re likely to gradually work their way up the drug chain sampling everything before you finally hit your target of getting them onto crack or heroin.”

“But if you sell a sixteen year old heroin they’re hardly gonna come back looking for twenty Garies, a quarter of whizz, or a few grams of weed,” explained Byrne, giving an insight into the mind of a sociopath. “Sure they’ll be back looking for more brown but they’ll only be interested in the harder stuff and there’s just no longevity to that. They’ll either be dead, locked up or, in the worst case scenario, clean within a couple of years.”

“I’ve had some of my customers for over fifteen years and it’s all down to excellent customer service, quality product and crippling addiction.”

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