Everybody’s favourite EDM supergroup/hatefigures, Swedish House Mafia, have today said that they are absolutely open to performing a comeback tour once they start running low on money.
The group, comprised of underground bashers Axwell ^ Ingrosso and beard model Steve Angello, made the claim this morning after responding to fan requests to reform.
“I can categorically state that we’d never consider getting back together regardless of how that would affect our fans,” declared Axwell, before leaning over to listen to Steve Angello speak urgently in his ear. “I mean, eh, we love our fans and we’d absolutely reform but not for maybe 10 or 20 years, when we needed the money.”
Angello further claimed that they’d adopt “The Eagles model”, whereby they’d get back together when tax issues, drug problems and divorces forced them to bury any animosity between group members and perform extortionately priced gigs to an international fanbase of nostalgic cretins.
“Yeah, I don’t really see any need to get back together until then, I still have a mansion and am riding the crest of the EDM wave, getting paid ridiculous amounts of easy money,” he explained. “So, regardless of how much the fans wanted it, there’s no real incentive for us to reform right now. But, who knows, when the EDM bubble inevitably bursts and my financial safety net is removed then maybe I’ll have no choice but to get back together with the lads.”
Fans have responded to the possibility of the band reforming excitedly, with most claiming that they don’t even mind if the band are just doing it for the money as they’re “pretty much used to any act or DJ [they] like playing cheesy music for money and not for artistic endeavour or affinity with the fans”.
