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September 6, 2016
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20 Girl-Strong Nightout Shockingly Ends In Tears

A story has emerged from Oceana nightclub in Plymouth, England, that a night out with a twenty-strong group of girls has ended in tears.

According to onlookers, problems amongst the girls began when nineteen year old Libby Day was spotted sitting in the corner of the club on her own, looking “miserable as fuck” and “like she was going to murder someone” due to a disagreement with twenty one year old Sarah Connolly over an Apple Sourz shot.

“Sarah is a fucking bitch and I hate her,” moaned an angry Libby. “She bought us all Apple Sourz but tried saying I didn’t do mine and that I always skip drinks because I’m a snob. I bloody well did do it. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, I wanted to smack her right in the mouth. She thinks just because she is the oldest she can boss us all around, the skanky bitch.”

Wunderground managed to speak with another member of the group, Caroline Smith, with regards to the fall out, “There was tension from the moment we done those shots,” she confirmed. “First they argued about Apple Sourz, then Libby brought up the fact Jess, another one of our friends, had slept with Sarah’s ex-boyfriend, Daryl, which is far worse than skipping a drink. One thing lead to another and three of the girls went home, one locked herself in the toilets for the remainder of the night and the rest of us didn’t talk at all.”

“It was just a standard night out if I’m honest,” continued Libby. “It’s what friendship is all about though, right? Backstabbing, bitching, lying, cheating and getting so fucking paralytic that you need to be carried out of the club by six bouncers before getting up on some lad down an alley. I love my girls so much, even if they do upset me from time to time.”

Nathon Woodhead

Nathon Woodhead

Too old to go to raves, too young to retire from them. Where does that leave me? Writing for Wunderground.

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